Thursday, January 3, 2013

Well, at least my fellow employees think I'm cool


Today, for the first time, I delivered a package to the home of someone that I know. And it just so happened to the be the home of the valedictorian of my high school, a girl I haven't seen in four years who just graduated from an ivy league with a degree in Biochemistry (or something similarly difficult and impressive-sounding).

I was not about to let myself be seen.

When I first turned into the neighborhood, I knew it looked familiar, but I didn't even consider the possibility that I might actually know the person to whom my package was addressed. It seemed too improbable. But them I pulled up to the house, and some bells started ringing in the back of my head. I took a second look at the address label as I walked to the front door. Oh my gosh. It was her. Crap. The last thing I felt like doing was having a conversation in the cold morning air about why I was on this girl's porch with a package in hand wearing an oversized purple jacket that said FedEx.

So I did what any self-respecting individual would do. I set the package on the step, rang the doorbell, and ran.

Am I a coward? Possibly. Do I have too much pride? Probably. Do I regret my decision? No way.

I also delivered three boxes to Anthropologie, the ultra-chic clothing and home décor store that I love but on my current salary cannot afford. Let me tell you, I felt more than a little out of place in my too-short navy pants with reflector pockets and PowerPad holster. I swear I normally look cuter than this, I wanted to tell the clerk who signed for the packages. He gave me a sympathetic look.

If nothing else, this job is certainly a good lesson in humility.

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